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Hey guys. So recently, I've been getting a lot of PMs through FFnet, and enough time has passed that I think I can post these again for download without being tempted to write another lengthy WIP. Here is the master list for all of the fics I've written that I still have, including the Twilight ones and the Parks ones. This post will stay here until I delete my LJ. I'm not taking it down.

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Parks and Recreation One-ShotsCollapse )

And now this is a little something I wrote for an ADF giftcard contest. The prompt was ten years after Eclipse, write something angsty and canon under 1000 words. This is what happened. Obviously, Edward/Bella, canon:

The first time it happened, Bella cried for three days, or at least cried the best she could.Collapse )
 
 
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23 March 2014 @ 03:20 am
Title: When You Play the Game of Thrones
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~1200
Spoilers: No real P&R spoilers or GOT spoilers. References to all five books, but I kept it intentionally non-specific.
Summary: Leslie reads the A Song of Ice and Fire series after getting Ben his anniversary present.
AN: Prompted by wafflesjr on tumblr.

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04 February 2014 @ 08:45 pm
Title: Tubthumping
Pairing: Ensemble fic
Spoilers: Set post Ann’s exit
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2650
Summary: After Ann moves away, Donna and April try to cheer Leslie up the best way they know how.
AN: Happy (belated) Leslie’s birthday, lizinstereo!

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12 January 2014 @ 04:39 pm
Title: Deux Amoureux Tout Étourdis
Pairing: Leslie/Ben
Spoilers: Through 6x10 “Second Chunce”
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~1900
Summary: Leslie explores a new part of the world while considering her place in it.
AN: The French isn’t perfect. Most of that is on purpose. Also this is a sort of, not really sequel to this one-shot. Let’s just say they exist in the same head canon. Merci à Caity for reading it over.


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Title: Submitted for Approval of the Midnight Society
Pairing: Ensemble, Leslie/Ben
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~4000
Summary: A year after the Harvest Festival, the department goes on another camping trip. An alternate to 4x05, “Meet and Greet.”
AN: A little under four weeks late, here’s my Halloween fic! The prompt was “scary campfire stories.” Thank you shornt for reading it over and general prodding.

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24 November 2013 @ 02:59 pm
Okay so last year, this did not go so well. This year, I won't be moving between countries, so I will have more time and focus and less general stress in my life.

Let's do this! Holiday fics! Yay!

Leave a comment with a prompt for a fic. It should be Parks and Rec, but if you really want another one, I can try my best.

All comments are screened for surprise and secrecy.
 
 
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22 November 2013 @ 09:54 pm

Title: If You Don't
Pairing: Barney Varmn, background Leslie/Ben (sort of hah)
Word Count: ~1000
Spoilers: Through 6x08 The Cones of Dunshire
Summary: Pawnee's most tragic love story takes a moment in the spotlight.

~Just hold me close. Don't patronize~Collapse )



Title: Couple Skating to REM
Pairing: Leslie/Ben
Word Count: ~525
Spoilers: Through 6x05 Filibuster
Summary: Short bit of post-episode fluff. Let's all pretend Boogie Nights was early 90s.

Oh life, it's bigger, it's bigger than youCollapse )
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01 August 2013 @ 02:12 am
Title: Close Your Eyes, Think of Me
Pairing: Leslie/Ben, Leslie/Ann, others
Word Count: 2250
Spoilers: Through yesterday’s big announcement about the cast. If you don’t know what I’m referring to, steer clear for spoiler purposes.
Summary: Leslie and Ben adjust to a big life change.
AN: This is a fic named after a James Taylor song, if you need to know anything about my mental state. Thanks, Caity, for reading this over as I wrote, and Ashley, for going through it at 2am. It also will fit the Trope Bingo fill "Lit'rally".



"Leslie's world changes forever in the span of six heartbeats.Collapse )
 
 
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31 July 2013 @ 05:10 pm
This isn't leslie-ben centric, so it wouldn't fit in the comm, but I'm really upset about this and I want a place to discuss what is happening.

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11 July 2013 @ 10:50 pm
Title: Horizontal Stack
Pairing: Leslie/Ben
Spoilers: Set after 5x02 (I think?). Ben's in D.C. still.
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~3000
Summary: “I’m great at Ultimate Frisbee. Ask Ron.”
AN: Trope bingo #3. Geeky turn-on. Thank you Caity and Ashley. Also horizontal stack is the term for an offensive strategy in ultimate frisbee. Let's do it, mah dudes!

"This is awesome." Leslie tugs on the hem of the blue t-shirt she's wearing...Collapse )